There once were three porcupettes: Wesley, Willow, and Wisteria. They loved many things, and argued frequently. They all had one activity they could agree on, however. They loved story time. There, they would curl up in mama’s lap, snuggle in tight, and hear about her adventures as a child with her best friend. Wesley’s favorite story was when the two of them heard a mountain lion screaming in the woods, and they ran home in fear, only to plot ways to guard their home against the vicious beast. Wisteria liked to hear about the summer they decided to be beavers. After a few collapsed beaver homes, they finally gave up and accepted that they were porcupines. Willow loved these stories, but her favorite by far, is the one where daddy covered himself in flowers- deciding he was no longer satisfied being mama’s best friend- and told mama he was madly in love with her. To this day, it is normal to see Wendell, covered in flowers, on a journey to tell his best friend that she is still the love of his life. Take home Winnie today, but don’t forget Wendell. The two are a match made to last.
There once were three porcupettes: Wesley, Willow, and Wisteria. They loved many things, and argued frequently. They all had one activity they could agree on, however. They loved story time. There, they would curl up in mama’s lap, snuggle in tight, and hear about her adventures as a child with her best friend. Wesley’s favorite story was when the two of them heard a mountain lion screaming in the woods, and they ran home in fear, only to plot ways to guard their home against the vicious beast. Wisteria liked to hear about the summer they decided to be beavers. After a few collapsed beaver homes, they finally gave up and accepted that they were porcupines. Willow loved these stories, but her favorite by far, is the one where daddy covered himself in flowers- deciding he was no longer satisfied being mama’s best friend- and told mama he was madly in love with her. To this day, it is normal to see Wendell, covered in flowers, on a journey to tell his best friend that she is still the love of his life. Take home Winnie today, but don’t forget Wendell. The two are a match made to last.
